vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

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May

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May

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lolsofunny:

mannysantosisgonnabefamous:

when somebody actually texts me first and wants to hang out

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(lol here!)

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May

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darrenpillowscriss:

aesawinterfell:

yodropthechampagne:

i wrote a poem

whoa

I almost scrolled past this but it’s actually really fucking deep…

darrenpillowscriss:

aesawinterfell:

yodropthechampagne:

i wrote a poem

whoa

I almost scrolled past this but it’s actually really fucking deep…

(Source: youknownothingjonsnohohoh)

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May

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"Lately, though, in ways she couldn’t properly explain, things had begun to change. She woke at night sometimes with an inexplicable tugging in her soul; a desire, like hunger, but for what she couldn’t say. Dissatisfaction, longing, a deep and yawning absence, but no idea of how to fill it. No idea of what it was she missed."

- Kate Morton, The Distant Hours (via anditslove)

(Source: puckishlove)

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May

668 notes

This quote was reblogged from rewolfllawamai and originally by puckishlove.

(Source: livelifeliving)

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May

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claustrophobically:

flauntingly:

cuhlestial:

steaktumblr:


This is why you marry your best friend.

ugh. I have to reblog this. I am bound by a code.

this was seriously a struggle not to reblog

I’m in love with this

bound by a code? how could you not reblog this and why would you eve struggle to not reblog this it is absolutely perfect

claustrophobically:

flauntingly:

cuhlestial:

steaktumblr:

This is why you marry your best friend.

ugh. I have to reblog this. I am bound by a code.

this was seriously a struggle not to reblog

I’m in love with this

bound by a code? how could you not reblog this and why would you eve struggle to not reblog this it is absolutely perfect

(Source: -circa)

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May

293,253 notes

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if you start kissing my neck there’s a 169% chance i’m going to rip your clothes off

(Source: sarcastics)

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May

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When several people are talking to you at the same time

lolsofunny:

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More Laughs Here.

(lol here!)

(Source: overdose-de-rock)

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May

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Every time I finish a book,

laugh-addict:

I feel like I’ve lost a part of me and just sit there feeling empty

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(Source: laugh-until-you-drop)

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May

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